While celebrities do get breaks when it comes to the supposedly blind eyes of Lady Justice, you can only push a Your Honor so far before he snaps, like, you know, not showing up for your court-ordered community service at the ganky Downtown Women's Center which your attorney wheeled and dealed for last time you were trying to avoid the lesbionic showers at the County Ladies Lockup. Ah, Lindsay Lohan, you mischievous little scamp.
On a positive note, it came out in court today that Lindsay has been doing well in her Shoplifters Avoidance classes, or at least she claims to be doing well, the teacher is still looking for her missing gradebook.